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First prize for the best entry will be a virtual Day Rover Pass for Mick and Lisa's Trent Rocket coach.
The independent panel of judges failed to choose an outright winner so all entries will be awarded the runners-up prize, this print at home ticket.
We'll have to manage lads, the Rockets have taken the other stump.
ReplyDeleteMoors' I called Teflon for advice so Gather round lads who thinks we should bat first
ReplyDeleteLets get this over and done with as soon as possible so don't try to qualify lads.
ReplyDelete"Quickly lads, gather round. Right, if we cock it up today we'll get three weeks off"
ReplyDeleteLast year we cocked it up and my Missus had to miss her week in Hunstanton in our Tom's caravan, I don't want any repeats this year, else she'll divorce me and I'll have to get a Hundred contract as well to pay ferrit. So Hass, win the toss and elect to bat.
ReplyDeleteIt could be a scene From dads army captain mainwaring now gather round men & listen carefully I've taken into account your comments that you all won't to field first but I've spoken to
ReplyDeleteMrs moors & she knows these conditions better than me so on her advice where going to bat first
LCpl Jones "I'd like to volunteer to open the batting, score a quick hundred, help the team score 350+, build up some scoreboard pressure on the opposition, bowl them out, win the match, qualify for the quarterfinals, perhaps get to the final and actually play a match at Trent Bridge, and maybe even win the tournament"
DeleteCapt Mainwaring: "I think you're entering the realms of fantasy there, Jones."
Moors to hameed gather the troops together' hameed to moors sir I think we should definitely bat today after inspection of the wicket moors reply's you stupid boy
ReplyDeleteLoten wonders to himself, who the heck is that guy standing opposite me, I've never see him playing at Lady Bay nor wearing this green uniform. What's he doing here?
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ReplyDeletePlayers in deep thought.
Thinking “ if we play our cards right we can be home at 3pm and on the golf course by 4 pm “
80 NOT OUT
ReplyDelete“By the Law of Averages one of us is bound to play a match winning knock sooner or later”
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ReplyDeleteNotts Top Order batsmen thinking to themselves “ I desperately need to score some runs and get my batting average up to around 20”
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ReplyDelete“ there are 21 of us standing here - but only 5 of us deserve to be picked to play today”
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ReplyDeleteOLLIE STONE SAYS
“ which one of you is brave enough to knock on the Docs office door and demand we all get a 20% wage rise backdated to April?”
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ReplyDelete“ There are 21 of us standing here now. Whats the odds of us being reduced to 15 in a months time?”
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ReplyDeleteHameed says “ lets confuse the opposition ! PATERSON AND HUTTON TO BE OPENING BATS AND SLATER AND MYSELF TO BE OPENING STRIKE BOWLERS!”